Terrance And Philip - Uncle Fucka şarkı sözleri

TERRANCE:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
You're a cocksucking, asslicking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you


PHILLIP:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long


BOTH: [farting in tune to the music, laughing hysterically]


AUDIENCE: [leaving en masse]


CANADIAN MOUNTIE: What's going on, here?


AUDIENCE MEMBER: What garbage!
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.


CHOIR:
Fucka, fucka
Uncle fucka fucka fucka
Fucka, fucka


BOTH:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka


PHILLIP: Uncle fucka!


BOTH:
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka


TERRANCE:
You're an uncle fucka I must say


PHILLIP:
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday


BOTH:
Uncle fucka
That's: U-N-C-L-E, fuck you


BOTH, WITH CHOIR:
Uncle fucka!


PHILLIP: Suck my balls!