Alıntıdır. Tamamını Türkçeye çevirmeye üşendim. Bi kısmını cc_baran çevirdi :) Ben gülmekten bişe yapamadım :)))))))
Okuyun ve adamların nasıl farklar bulduklarına yarılın!! :))
Daha da çok şey eklenebilirdi aslında..
death metal :
sabah uyandim annemi dogradim, babami dogradim, bakkala gittim bakkali
dogradim. bu yuzden çok mutluyum.
doom metal :
sabah düşümde annemi doğradim, babami dogradim, bakkala gittim bakkali
doğradim. bu yuzden bunalimdayim.
gothic metal :
sabah uyandim ne goreyim anne dogranmiş, babam dogranmiş, bakkala gittim o da dogranmiş bu yuzden şüpheliyim karamsarim.
black metal :
sabah uyanamadim. hala uyuyorum umarim annem, babam, bakkal dogranmiştir. bu yuzden zevk alirim.
trip hop metal :
sabah uyan, valideyi kes, pederi kes, bakkalin suçu yok, bu yuzden trip
yapiyorum hopluyorum.
thrash metal :
uyku mu? siktiret. annem mi? amaan, babam mi? hiç sevmezdim. bakkal mi?
ne?dukkanini damı soymuslar?ohoh
power metal :
uyanmaz olaydim, annemi dogramişlar, babami dogramişlar, tavernayi
dagitmislar, bu yuzden kını kılıcı alip oç almaya gidecem.
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bir ejderhanın kalesinde kapalı kalan prensesi ejderhadan kurtarmaya hangi tür metalci giderse ne olur?
This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a
castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with
different kind of metalheads as knights.
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
****s her.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and ****s the princess.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without
the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, ****s the princess and
kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales
it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, ****s the princess and kills her. Then he
****s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.
Then he ****s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
****s it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the
end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year
of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a
beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to
fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy
clothes catch fire.
